The dirtytalk question!?

Hej guys.. (langt suk) nu skal i høre:

mig og damen, hvis jeg må være lidt bramfri, har sgu ikke det bedste sex for tiden - og hun synes jeg skal dirty talke til hende. Hun er amerikaner og glad for rap - jeg tænker: hvilke rap-sange der er kendte (snoop, lil wayne, dr. dre hvad ved jeg) gir de den gas med dirty talk.. jeg kan huske en hvor de siger noget med 'fuck that pussy' men det er sgu det! hvad fanden skal jeg gøre guys? håber i kan hjælpe os!
spørgsmålet lyder altså: hvilke sange har et klart indhold om sex og lyder samtidig lidt fedt?

50-cent - candyshop :D
hvertfald god hvis damen skal lapdance.

Her er materiale til de næste 12-14 hyggetimer :

bash.org/?104383

Nerd dirty talk :)

INSTA videnbank!

Omg en klassetråd du starter her!

Altså ( uden erfaring fra min side ) det musik du nævner nedgører jo kvinder helt vildt - og det mest positive de bliver kaldt er vel " Ho " ( og det skal ik udtales som julemanden )

Så mon ikke bare du skal tage styringen totalt og behandle hende for en lille dirty ho.. ?

X

@ Xsuitede

Thats the spirit!

@ Alle

Mer mer mer, alle jeres erfaringer!

Dr. Dre is tha shit! Pause 4 porn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qotei1ky4mw),

hvad med noget Dario von Slutty? :)

Og self noget >>>>Smack<<<< in da Boooty!

:D

X

2 live crew, me so horny!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY
;)

Fuck musik,

sex skal være nike-style, aka. just do it. Hun vil have at du TAGER hende! Med capital T-A-G-E-R! Gør det som DU vil, og resten er historie.

Problemet er garanteret at du åh så gerne vil gøre det som hun gerne vil have. Og hun vil bare have dig.

Mvh. Hr. Fryden Ørting :)

@Op

Har du eventuelt overvejet at smide nogle smæk i røven afsted.. Tag kontrol og vis det er dig der er Alpha handen og så dominere hende?

@Zaphod

Elsker den side ♥♥♥ :)

Her er en lille guide på engelsk www.sexinfo101.com/as_dirtytalk101.shtml

fryden ørting


lol
:D

som kvinde vil jeg nok give Fryden Ørting ret blandet med et par smæk i mås..hænderne lænket i hovedgavlen af sengen ..så kommer det dirty snak af sig selv, men spørg hende endelig hvor hun sætter sine grænser ellers kan hun blive ked istedet for at skrige af fryd :)...tror jeg vil trække på smilebåndet ..istedet for at hvine ..hvis en begyndte at rappe dirty ..lool

Den her er sgu for griner, lidt lang men den er det hele værd:

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Sick stuff...

Bloodninja er legendarisk. Kan grine af det lort selv om jeg har læst det 10 gange før =).

Sidder bare og stirrer ind i skærmen og ved slet ikke hvad jeg skal sige?
Så griner jeg lidt....
Så stirrer jeg lidt igen.....

Hold kæft et indlæg!!

Spyt hende i hovedet og slå på hendes bryster, kald hende so, og spank hende som en i helvede, det har jeg en ven der gør, men han er også et svin!! :)

Bloodninja for pres:D

Det her er jo en gammel klassiker:

www.soulconnected.dk/clips/gram.mp3

OMG havde helt glemt bloodninja hahahahah

er på arbejde som natportier på et hotel...sidder i lobbyen imens der er masser af gæster ovre i baren + lobbyen...men kan ikke lade være med at skraldgrine :D:D folk kigger lidt skræmt på mig :S

"Du er bare en ulækker skruptudse der virkelig lugter af pis, skat"

PRICELESS!

Nogen der har et link hvor man kan læse mere med blood ninja. fik god griner over det

@ Owner

Her er nogle:
www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

Men hele historien og flere eksempler er her:

www.fugly.com/victims/bloodninja.php

Mht. det der bloodninja, hvad er historien bag? Er det ikke bare made up?

Husk når du først er begyndt at svine "kællingen" til, må du ikke trække i land som Ivan den laban.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=FImu1dpc-rM

Dr Dre feat. Devin The Dude, Snoop - Fuck You .. Fra Chronic 2001...

Tjek op for Necro Albummet med Sexorcist som er descideret pornorap!

www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhT3BRB1QrjipZKfmv - Her er singlen!

Nu har jeg været inde på den side Mika linker til.. Jeg kan ikke rigtigt finde flere med Bloodninja end dem der allerede er linket til her.. Nogen der kan poste en masse links eller noget ?

Mvh

En der keder sig på arbejdet..

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


LOL

LOL! GL med hvad end du vælger. :b

@ Sayallin

Den er alt for sjov den der..

Prøv at læs denne:
www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cyber

Hun er virkelig tålmodig hende her :)