You know you"re a bonus hunter

Fandt lige denne frem fra de gamle gemmer.

Tro mig der er flere hvor de kommer fra, så kan være jeg vil opdatere den lidt i løbet af dagene..

Til de interesserede kan jeg oplyse at det oprindeligt stammer fra FatBonus. Til de, for hvem dette navn ikke siger noget, så nevermind ;-)

You know you"re a bonus hunter, when

*Over half your mail comes from Costa Rica
*Your VISA statement is 7+ pages
*When you say cushion, you"re not talking about a couch
*You no longer check to see if $20 deposits have been recredited
*you miss nypd blue because you are researching a web site
*you go to a regular casino and tell the pit boss "man where is my extra fifty for buying a hundred?"
*you are married less than a year and your wife says honey let"s take a "nap" and you reply "wait i just have to see what spearmaster thinks of (enter any casino you wish)"
*on a microeconomics exam you start discussing marginal profits in terms of casinos still making profits from bonuses
*you live in fear of your next income taxes
*your home page is "Casino Deals"
*you know fatwallet.com has nothing to do with calories
*you begin posting the approximate hourly wage of the various profits from bonuses
*you can figure out the "cushion" of all the promotions in your head even though you flunked math in school
*you teach your Math class probability with a six deck shoe, a blackjack cheat sheet, and tell them here, start with 150, you have to bet at least 300...
*you keep hitting refresh on the chance that another deal came in during the last 5 seconds

heheh

Hvis disse citater også gælder hvis man snakker om addiction, så er det vidst på tide at jeg trapper ned. :o)

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