Texas-turnering i Logen søndag

Søndag d. 19. 02. kl. 16:00 spiller vi byens hyggeligste turnering i Logen på Østerbro i Kbhvn.
Tilmelding på tlf. 2844 4746

01 Hans
02 Runi
03 Skinny
04 Lars
05 Johannes
06 Lasse K
07 Ducks
08 Benz
09 Cecilia
10 Adrian86
11 Martin
12 Corean
13 Stoffer
14 Turbofluen
15 Ib
16 Nicolai
17 Svend
18 Vagner

Jeg er klar. :)

jeg er tilbage i Danmark, så Runi er klar

Buy in 10.000 jetons for en hund.

Tournament setup:

1. 100/200 30 min pr level.
2. 200/400
3. 300/600

Pause

4. 500/1.000
5. 1.000/2.000
6. 1.500/3.000
7. 2.000/4.000
8. 3.000/6.000
9. 5.000/10.000
10. 10.000/20.000

Jeg har ventet på denne tråd!!!

UNDSKYLD ANDERS K!!!!

Undskyld, undskyld, undskyld!

Jeg er ikke lige sikker på jeg kan komme endnu!

Var det bare et bad-beat ?

Anders kan bare lade være med at gå ind i en pot med den bedste hånd. Vi ved jo godt at den som regel ikke holder i Logen. :-P

Han ved det ikke, han kommer fra Odense.

Jeg vil gerne tilmeldes, hvis jeg får adressen ;)

Mvh Adrian Christensen

Det var et FÆLT bad beat - jeg bluffer all-in med mægtige 84o - han har top to par, men jeg rammer runner flush!

Senere slår jeg ham ud med mine ATo mod hans AQo...

Det var ikke helt pænt! :)

That´s poker. If you don´t like it, play chess.

T.J. Cloutier.

:-)

@Adrian86

PM i din postkasse.

Så pyt da.......

Ducks.

@skovsende

Ja, det var to grumme, grumme beats!

Men hvad... det går nok. Og læste du kom i pengene. Lavede du flere suck-outs? hehe

Desuden var den afgørende hånd QJ mod AQ :(
En grim J på turn gjorde udslaget.

Jeg tager dig en anden gang ;)

Ja, det er en re-buy turnering.

Overtro bringer uheld i poker.

Hej Little me

Vil gerne tilmelde 2:

The Corean aka Jan Han
Cillesej aka Cecilia

Vi ses!

Lasse og johannes er på

Jeg vil gerne reservere den sidste plads hvis det er muligt.

På forhånd tak
Bentz

Add-on i pausen. 13.000 i jetons for en hund.

Afbud fra Friske Knægt.

Afbud fra Jean.

@Skinny
Bogen ligger Klar. Husk at få den med.

@Benz
jaja, der er masser af lollipops.

Business as usual at the Mirage
In a 10-20 Hold"em game at the Mirage, a drunk was begining to get out of hand.
"Well that was one pussy-pink river card from you dealer!" he bellowed after missing a flush.
The dealer beheld the drunk gravely; "Sir, there is a young lady at the table. If you don"t control your language, you will have to leave."
On the next hand, the drunk doesn"t improve his set on the flop and looses to a straight. "Jesus Christ! Why don"t you just light my fucking wallet on fire pinhead!"
The dealer was absolutely at his limit; "Sir, I"m telling you for the last time; there is a young lady at the table! Control your language or you will be escorted out of here!"
On the following hand, every player in the game wades into the pot. There are raises and caps on every card. In the end, the drunk sucks out an inside straight and wins the 10-20 pot of the month. The drunk looks out over his pile of chips at the dealer and asks, "Do you boys pool your tips togeather or do you keep them for yourselves?"
The dealer replies "All dealers here keep their own tips."
The drunk tosses two green chips at the dealer and says with a grin; "Well have a Goddamn toke on me, motherfucker."
The dealer picks up the $50, turns to the young woman and says, "Miss, I"m afraid you"ll have to leave the table."

Submitted by David Pitts

Little Johnnie talks poker
Little Johnnie had just turned six and much to his parents" chagrine, had never spoken. Johnnie"s Grandpa, a well-known local poker player, was sympathetic to Johnnie"s plight, and would take Johnnie with him whenever possible. One regular bonding between grandpa and grandson was at the Elks Club Saturday night 10-20 hold"em game. Johnnie would sit on grandpa"s lap and faithfully watch as grandpa regularly cleaned out the town council members, local attorney"s and judges.
Alas, one Saturday night, grandpa seemed to be missing every flop, and was on the verge of tilt for the first time ever. Near the end of the evening in a capped pot, with grandpa on the button, he looked at his cards only to see 2-7 off. Furious at his run of bad luck, grandpa splashed the pot with a call.
Johnnie looked up at his grandpa and said, "You shouldn"t have called that bet, papa."
Grandpa was stunned. "Johnnie, you"re six years old, and these are the first words you"ve ever spoken!"
Johnnie looked at grandpa and said, "Well, up til now, you"ve been playing just fine."
Submitted to RGP by [email protected] (Ed Barrett)

Hey Leon.

Håber jeg er velkommen til et smut forbi :-)

-Turbo

Sure, my friend. gl

Adrian er en ny logebroder fra Frederiksberg.

LOL til Little Johnnie :-)
Ked af at høre at Københavnerne bad beater dig AndersK .. Men det er jo nok den eneste måde de har en chance.. :)

Jamen vi er go´e til det. Det er en meget vanskelig disciplin. Dem, der læser bøger kan ikke finde ud af det. :-)

Der er kun een plads tilbage, men nu lukker jeg for internet og kan kun træffes på tlf. 2844 4746

Velkommen drenge og 1 pige.

Tillykke til Adrian, Ib og Hans.

Vi sluttede kl. 23.00

Som sagt til Adrian => Newcomers vinder altid!

Derudover burde jeg have vundet, men skæbnen ville det anderledes ;-)