Tæl ned fra 100.000 NY tråd

Jeg synes ideen er sjov, men jeg bliver vanvittig af loadtiden på den gamle tråd..

Heston skrev:

Inspireret af en tråd på et andet forum, hvor det tog 4 år at tælle ned fra 100.000, tænker jeg det kunne være sjovt at prøve her :)Regler:1. Der skal tælles kontinuerligt nedad.2. Samme bruger må ikke poste to gange i træk.  

Link til trådens første indlæg: https://www.pokernet.dk/forum/tael-ned-fra-100000.html#post4086669

GodPreben skrev:

97087- Troede faktisk vi var længere... ZZzzZzzz  

dj-[k|cK skrev:

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Keano skrev:

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Ny tråd for hvert tusind tak.. 

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Der er ca. talt 1.000 ned om året.

Så ved I da hvad de næste 97 år skal gå med :)

I er jo helt væk 🙈

97078 sku dejligt med nogle kvalitet indhold på pn

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Man må dælme have et spændende liv, hvis man kan finde det her underholdende.

Tsunemi skrev:

Man må dælme have et spændende liv, hvis man kan finde det her underholdende.

 Vi kan jo ikke alle befinde os på dit høje niveau.

LoneRangR skrev:

 

 Vi kan jo ikke alle befinde os på dit høje niveau.

 Nej det har du ret i

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Plysling skrev:

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 Fail!

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Hvor er det spændende - tjekker denne tråd flere gange dagligt og har med stor fornøjelse læst hvert eneste indlæg :-) 

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Steen Jørgensen fra Sort Sol kaldte engang Jakob Stegelmann for en gammel støvet samurai.

Det er derfor Steen Jørgensen kun har én arm i dag.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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The King of Hearts is the only king in a deck of cards without a mustache.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Apple seeds contain cyanide. You only need to eat aprox. 200 apple seeds to reach a leathal dosis..

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Disney princess Mulan killed 1995 people in the first movie .. John Rambo only killed 552 total in 5 movies

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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The chicken and the ostrich are the closest living relatives of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris? roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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Jeg har på fornemmelsen qonan har lavet et script til at sikre sig "hver anden post" med et nedtællingstal :)

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris's brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Fååååårk

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Pfffffff

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.