Er IDIOTEN fra en anden planet ?

#1| 0

DM i uheldig kommer her :

Full Tilt Poker Game #3222414897: $22 + $1 Heads Up Sit & Go (24638468), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:06:22 ET - 2007/08/11
Seat 1: JAY FIGITY (1,230)
Seat 2: xnxx29 (1,770)
JAY FIGITY posts the small blind of 25
xnxx29 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xnxx29 [Jc Jd]
JAY FIGITY has 15 seconds left to act
JAY FIGITY calls 25
xnxx29 raises to 200
JAY FIGITY calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Js 9d 5h]
xnxx29 bets 100
JAY FIGITY has 15 seconds left to act
JAY FIGITY raises to 1,030, and is all in
xnxx29 calls 930
JAY FIGITY shows [7s Kh]
xnxx29 shows [Jc Jd]
*** TURN *** [Js 9d 5h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Js 9d 5h 8s] [Ts]
JAY FIGITY shows a straight, Jack high
xnxx29 shows three of a kind, Jacks
JAY FIGITY wins the pot (2,460) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,460 | Rake 0
Board: [Js 9d 5h 8s Ts]
Seat 1: JAY FIGITY (small blind) showed [7s Kh] and won (2,460) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 2: xnxx29 (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks

Efter IDIOTEN er gået all in 1000 gange sker denne hånd:


Full Tilt Poker Game #3222465586: $22 + $1 Heads Up Sit & Go (24638468), Table 1 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:12:00 ET - 2007/08/11
Seat 1: JAY FIGITY (1,660)
Seat 2: xnxx29 (1,340)
JAY FIGITY posts the small blind of 40
xnxx29 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xnxx29 [As Qd]
JAY FIGITY raises to 1,660, and is all in
xnxx29 calls 1,260, and is all in
JAY FIGITY shows [Qs 8h]
xnxx29 shows [As Qd]
Uncalled bet of 320 returned to JAY FIGITY
*** FLOP *** [Td 4s Qh]
*** TURN *** [Td 4s Qh] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Td 4s Qh 3h] [8d]
JAY FIGITY shows two pair, Queens and Eights
xnxx29 shows a pair of Queens
JAY FIGITY wins the pot (2,680) with two pair, Queens and Eights
xnxx29 stands up
JAY FIGITY stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,680 | Rake 0
Board: [Td 4s Qh 3h 8d]
Seat 1: JAY FIGITY (small blind) showed [Qs 8h] and won (2,680) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: xnxx29 (big blind) showed [As Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens

Resultat:
Skal ud og købe ny mus og headset.......

12-08-2007 00:52 #2| 0

Tror ik man kan spille netpoker på månen..? eller kan man?

12-08-2007 00:53 #4| 0

EDIT: Læste forkert

12-08-2007 00:53 #3| 0

Klamt.

12-08-2007 00:55 #6| 0

Hvis du spiller mod ham hele natten kan du sikkert laver en
pæn slat penge.
Men mod held er der ingen kur

12-08-2007 00:55 #5| 0

it looks like your anus.. oh.. sorry uranus

12-08-2007 00:57 #7| 0

@XnXX

hvad bruger du et Headset til?

12-08-2007 01:01 #8| 0
OP

jimslim om man så havde 5 esser mod ham der ville man tabe.... så sygt

12-08-2007 01:03 #9| 0
OP

Lige før brugte jeg det til at smadre ned i gulvet..... er det faktisk godt til....

12-08-2007 01:15 #10| 0

"Jeg mødte Tonny ude på gangen og han sagde han ikke gad."

12-08-2007 01:25 #11| 0
OP

arhhhhh tonny

12-08-2007 02:48 #12| 0

"hvad bruger du et Headset til?"

Et gæt kunne være det var sat til computeren og xnxx bruger det til at høre med musik med.....

12-08-2007 03:12 #13| 0

Lol.Kender det!En 100% tiltet muppet....så sker dette hvorefter han instaforlader bordet..DOOH.Så ved man det er tid til en lur :-) Go' nat PN


and 706,902,153, Started at 12-08-2007 01:54 (GMT+2)
Table 'XXXXXX': $6-$6 No Limit HE (Real)
Seat 2: Hero ($895,90 in chips) (on the button)
Seat 4: XXXXXXXX
Seat 5: XXXXXXXX
Seat 7: XXXXXXXX
Seat 9: Villain ($440 in chips)
*** Blind Bet Round *** :
XXXXXX : Post Blind ($3)
XXXXXX : Post Blind ($6)
Dealt to Hero: A
Dealt to Hero: 10
*** Pre-Flop *** :
XXXXXXX : Fold
Villain : Bet ($45)
Hero : Raise ($130)
XXXXXXX : Fold
XXXXXXX : Fold
Villain : Call ($85)
*** Flop *** : 7 9 5 $269
Villain : Bet ($50)
Hero : Raise ($210)
Villain : Raise All In ($260)
Hero : call ($100)
*** Turn *** : 7 9 5 7 $889
*** River *** : 7 9 5 7 4 $889
Dealt to Hero: A
Dealt to Hero: 10
Dealt to Villain: 4
Dealt to Villain: A
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $889 | Rake: $3
Board: [ 7h 9h 5d 7s 4c ]
Hero lost $440 Shows A 10 (a pair of sevens)
XXXXXX lost $1
XXXXXX lost $2
XXXXXX $0
Villain bet $440, collected $886, net $446 Shows 4 A (two pairs, sevens and fours)

12-08-2007 03:21 #14| 0

jeg er sød

12-08-2007 04:20 #15| 0

det er jeg også

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