Grin..
- Lotte Kjærsgaard: Hvis man skal have den ind hos Heidi Tjugum, skal man have den helt op og kysse trekanten. (jeps, det sagde hun)
- Michael Schäfer: Man er ikke typen der har opfundet bestikket, hvis man kaster med øl.
- Kim Christensen (BIF): Det føltes som en fiber skade. Jeg håber ikke det var i musklen.
- Flemming Toft om Søren Larsen: Han er en rigtig succeshistorie. Kom fra det rene ingenting og til nærmest det dobbelte.
- Mader: Han rejser sig op.... ser sig tilbage.... hvor stort er mit hul?
- Ian Rush om sin tid i Juventus: Jeg kunne ikke falde til i Italien. Det var som at bo i et andet land.
- Dave Basset på sky sports: En centimeter på den ene eller anden side af målstolpen, så havde den været inde!
- Dave Basset om Wimbledons muligheder i FA cuppen: ...og jeg tror ærligt talt at vi kan gå hele vejen til Wembley.... Med mindre vi bliver slået ud.
- George Best: Jeg brugte en del penge på sprut, tøser og hurtige biler... resten ødslede jeg bare væk.
- Berti Vogts om at være skotsk landstræner: Hvis jeg gik på vandet, ville mine modstandere bare hævde at det var fordi jeg ikke kunne svømme.
- Brian Moore på BBC skærer det ud i pap: Rosenborg har vundet 66 kampe i træk, og de har scoret i dem alle.
- Howard Wilkinson om kampstrategi: Jeg tror fuldt og fast på, at hvis det andet hold scorer først bliver du nødt til at score to gange for at vinde.
- Mark Viduka: Det gør ikke noget, at vi taber hver kamp, så længe vi vinder ligaen.
- Holger Rasmussen: Der var ikke meget plads mellem benene, men ind kom den...
- Mick Lyons: Hvis fodbold ikke fandtes, ville vi alle være frustrerede fodboldspillere.
- Barry Venison: Jeg plejer at tage den højre støvle på først. Og derefter selvfølgelig den højre strømpe.
- David Beckham: Mine forældre har altid været der for mig. Helt siden jeg var 7 år.
- Tom Ferrie: Steve McCahill hinkede ud af banen med en flænge i panden.
- Steve Lomas: Tyskland er et meget vanskeligt hold at spille imod. I dag havde de 11 landsholdsspillere på banen.
- Herbert Faßbender: Fodbold er sportsgren nr. 1 i Frankrig. Det er håndbold i øvrigt også.
- Kevin Keegan: Tyskerne har kun én spiller under 22 år, og han er 23.
- Otto Rehhagel: Vi spiller bedst, når modstanderen ikke er der.
- Franz Beckenbauer: Dét er verdensrekord i Tyrkiet!
- Mario Basler: Enhver side har to medaljer
- Gyula Lorant: Bolden er rund. Hvis den var firkantet, var den jo en terning.
- David Beckham: Jeg synes bestemt Brooklyn skal døbes, men jeg ved endnu ikke til hvilken religion.
Sagde de det ?
lol.
David Beckham: Mine forældre har altid været der for mig. Helt siden jeg var 7 år.
Manden er jo blank?!?!
Lol mange dumme ord.
Men et af citaterne er da direkte klogt:
- George Best: Jeg brugte en del penge på sprut, tøser og hurtige biler... resten ødslede jeg bare væk.
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Gordon Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.
Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...
llllllllllllloooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll. strachan er for sjov
lol :)
Lidt flere Strachan-quotes:
Om Rooney: It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.
Reporter: Gordon, can we have a quick word please?
Strachan: Velocity.
Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?
Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish.
Reporter: Gordon, if you were English?
Strachan: I'd top myself.
Reporter: Whats your impression of Jermaine Pennant ?
Strachan: I dont do impressions
LOL, Strachan (all time favourite for min 89 årige morfar :-) er jo både skarp og skideskæg.
Han har potentiale til at blive nettets næste Chuck Norris-like fænomen imo.
Har i kilder, og er der flere ?
Mvh. Fryden.
haha! han er genial!
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Bill Shankly on football/soccer teams:
"A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing."
Bill Shankly motivating a player
"I told this player, 'Listen Son, you haven't broken your leg. It's all in the mind.'"
Bill Shankly to Tommy Smith
"You son, could start a riot in a graveyard."
Bill Shankly to a translator regarding Italian journalists
"Just tell them I completely disagree with everything they say."
Bill Shankly on referees
"The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game."
Bill Shankly to Kevin Keegan
"Just go out and drop a few hand grenades all over the place, son."
Bill Shankly to Tommy Smith
"Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean your knee, it's Liverpool's knee!"
Bill Shankly's reply to a scout
A scout about a player on trial at Liverpool: "He has football in his blood!"
Bill Shankly: "You may be right, but it hasn't reached his legs yet."
Bill Shankly on football/soccer
"Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with that attitude, it is much, much more important than that!"
Bill Shankly at Dixie Dean's funeral
"I know this is a sad occasion but I think that Dixie would be amazed to know that even in death he could draw a bigger crowd than Everton can on a Saturday Afternoon."
Bill Shankly after beating Everton in the 1971 FA Cup semi-final
"Sickness would not have kept me away from this one. If I'd been dead, I would have had them bring the casket to the ground, prop it up in the stands and cut a hole in the lid."
George Best on himself
"I used to go missing a lot - Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany."
George Best on David Beckham
"He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right."
George Best on women and alcohool
"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol; it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."
George Best on Paul Gascoigne
"I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number. He asked me: 'What's an IQ?'"
George Best on drinking
"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
Et par Zlatan-citater:
At the press conference after the game against England. (2004)
Reporter: "You´we got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?"
Zlatan: "Well...I don´t know...you´ll have to ask your wife about that"
On his move on Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool (there has been some doubts whether his move was on Henchoz or Hyypiä):
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."
"Is there anything in the world that could stop you from becoming no 1 in the world?" (2001):
"An injury."
About the final rounds of Eredivisie, with Ajax in a comfortable lead. (April 2004)
Reporter: "Do you think it's even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?"
Zlatan: "According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games."