Inspireret af en anden tråd kunne det være morsomt, at høre/se de bedste svinere I har fået i chatten, når I fx har suget ud! :D
Min bedste er mod en semitiltet tysker, som bliver ret sur, da jeg går allin med et inside straight draw og rammer :D
Sur Villain : donk donk
Random Villain : lol, bitter
Sur Villain : na ja notiz gemacht XXX weiter XXXXXXX
Hero : Donk?
Sur Villain : your mom drunk all the time she was pregnant eith you
Random Villain : ^^ XXX nem Gutshot XXX 2:1 PotOdds?
Hero : Stop playing as a short stack if you can't handle it
Sur Villain: whats your prob
Sur Villain: you do stupid calls
Hero : Oh really? It cost me zero to call
Sur Villain: because our mom drunk, dont be shame
Hero: Our? You know something I don't then, dear brother.
Bedste svinere i chatten
en gut skrev til my forleden
" You will die of aids next week"
og en anden skrev en gang
" I WIL KILL YOU"
"u know why im so fat? cause every time i bang ur mother, she cooks me dinner"
Har siden selv brugt den utallige gange, når folk verbal-tæver en :P
Da tyrkerne smuttede fra Boss sluttede moments som disse desværre.
Derudover synes jeg faktisk ham tyskeren er ret skarp. Pwned Gamus:-)
Chatten er nu altid sjov at brænde sammen i. Især hvis man får modspil =)
Så en på crypto i dag som gik broke med toppar i limped pot, og gik i chatting rampage.
Konstant capslock og "luckboxes all around" og lign. det sjoveste er at de så er "sit out" blot for at spamme chatten i 10 min inden de forlader bordet helt.
Top klasse, men jeg tvivler stærkt på de mennesker bor sammen med nogen andre :-)
Jeg mener engang at have hørt, at en ret kendt topspiller 3. juledag 2004 skrev til en spiller fra Thailand
"Too bad the tsunami didnt get u"
Det kostede vist ½ års gagged chat.......
Så denne i dag ved mit bord. Et spiller brokker sig over et bad beat, det gav mig et lille smil på læben. :)
JornLeth: jesus
Dealer: Game #5666411834, Panny001 wins pot ($59)
Pyroux: Yes my son?
lolololol mancini! fucking lol. den stjæler jeg lige. jeg elsker at gå amok i chatten, hvis man får lidt igen vel at mærke.. det er god lir.
Ikke specielt opfindsom shittalk, jeg blev bare imponeret over at han var så vedholden:
FreeAap: eat i will
FreeAap: like hanibal lecter on ur nek
FreeAap: u dogg fu ck
FreeAap: ill rape u and then eat u
FreeAap: rape u soo badly
FreeAap: ill put something up it
FreeAap: sloww doggies
FreeAap: cmon cmon
FreeAap: vite vite
FreeAap: eat eat eat eattttt
FreeAap: eat uuuuu all up
FreeAap: thats what im going to do this couple of minutes
FreeAap: eat eat eat eat eat eat
FreeAap: eattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
FreeAap: eatt ur money and u 2
FreeAap: doggies
FreeAap: cmon cmon
FreeAap: lets rtoll
Southwine111: waf waf
FreeAap: eat eat eastttt
FreeAap: eattt u and u and u and u
FreeAap: specially that dogg south
Southwine111: thnx im honoured
FreeAap: im going to eat u till the last bone
FreeAap: mark my words
FreeAap: eat eat eat eatttt
Southwine111: not bad
FreeAap: i love to eatttt
FreeAap: im going to eat u all on a badddd way
FreeAap: im going to make yall grilled doggies
FreeAap: omg
FreeAap: whats the matter? scareddd boys
FreeAap: dont u wanne be my doggies
FreeAap: ill treat u all nicee
FreeAap: sooo niceee
FreeAap: plz trust me
FreeAap: ill treat u like i treat my girl
FreeAap: ill give u food
FreeAap: and drinks
Southwine111: eeaattt ???
FreeAap: ill iven put u doggies in bath
FreeAap: have a lottle bit patients doggy
FreeAap: eat i will
FreeAap: like hanibal lecter on ur nek
FreeAap: u dogg fu ck
FreeAap: ill rape u and then eat u
FreeAap: rape u soo badly
FreeAap: rape rape
FreeAap: eat eatrape reaapppppe
FreeAap: eat eat
FreeAap: eatttttttttt u donkey
FreeAap: molther fuc king dogg
FreeAap: dirty dogg
FreeAap: scared doggs too
FreeAap: scared as a mutha fu ckkkie
FreeAap: brbrbbbrrrbbrrrbbrrrrbbrrr
FreeAap: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
FreeAap: haha
FreeAap: wanne be a smart doggie huh
FreeAap: ill tell u something smart doggies arnt here
FreeAap: dumb and scared doggs we have here
FreeAap: give me moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FreeAap: i want moreeeeeeee
FreeAap: for a good treat
FreeAap: goooooooodd
FreeAap: now ur talking
FreeAap: noww ur talking boys
FreeAap: thats what im talking about
Hero caller all-in med overpar mod Villains set, og vi suger ud med vores 2-outer på river. Kunne ikke lade være:
Hero: Don't bluff - easy call
Villain: Loooool, bluff. I didnt bluff!
Hero: You fool... I had the best hand
Villain: ARGH, IDIOT... I had the best hand!
Hero: So why did I get the money?
Villain:.....
Villain: Damn your stupid
Hero: Haha, and still I win your money mr stupider
Villain: Probably don't even know what pot odds is
Hero: Yes I do
Villain: Ok, what is it then?
Hero: Hm
Villain: LOL - you dont know
Hero: Yes I do
Villain: Then tell!
Hero: Why should I?
Villain: Come on!
Hero: OK... allright, im not quite sure but I know it has something to do with highrollers' sidebetting with an illegal substance...
Villain left the table
LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
Hero: OK... allright, im not quite sure but I know it has something to do with highrollers' sidebetting with an illegal substance...
!top $ svar !
lige da jeg startede med at spille spillede jeg mere end loose det undløste den her kommentar fra en modspiller....
Acab did you download the version off pp whithout a fold bottom.
jeg plejer at lukke røven på blowups med følgende en af følgende -
"There should be a height limit on the internet, just like they have at the bumpercars in the funpark"
og hvis de er stået helt af.
"im sorry you parrents did'nt love you, but it is just not our problem, you can get help for that you know" 9/10 rammer den plet.
Som de fleste nok ved, så ligger familien Kinds evner i trashtalk. De insisterede altid på at skrive engelsk i chatten, jeg skrev altid dansk. MiniKind havde indtil denne dag aldrig svinet mig i chatten, dog kommenteret en del ting på engelsk, uden respons fra mig. Så i princippet kunne han jo godt være englænder.
Hero: MiniKind, hvor er banden henne?
MiniKind: im english m8, sry
Hero: Nah, du er dansker...
MiniKind: fu ck nu bare af din donk, alle folk hader dig
Levelled :)